“I came.
I saw.
I needed a nap.”
Color Me Unbothered
A planned 20-page adult coloring book with original sarcastic phrases and satisfying patterns. For when you need to color outside the expectations.
Printable PDF · Planned price $12.99
Digital downloads · The Unfiltered Life Club
For women with full calendars, tired brains, and a perfectly good sense of humor. Printable planners, sarcastic coloring pages, and tiny pep talks for wonderfully messy lives.
Digital only. No shipping. No more stuff to put away.
Our promise, not a sales pitch
01 / The first drop
Three starter concepts, currently in development. A sneak peek at the little things we’re making for your very full life.
“I came.
I saw.
I needed a nap.”
A planned 20-page adult coloring book with original sarcastic phrases and satisfying patterns. For when you need to color outside the expectations.
Printable PDF · Planned price $12.99
Concept 02 / The brain dump
An undated, ADHD-friendly printable with one brain-dump space, three priorities, and a “not today” list. Less visual clutter. More room to start again.
Printable PDF · Planned price $7.99
Concept 03 / The pep talk
A planned set of 24 printable cards for your desk, mirror, or a friend who gets it. Encouragement without the sugar coating.
Printable PDF · Planned price $4.99
Next on the drawing board: funny wall art, downloadable gifts, organization templates, and mix-and-match bundles. Not therapy, not a productivity prescription—just a little support with personality.
02 / Little treats, sensible prices
Pick a single reset or make a whole little ritual of it. These are our planned launch prices; final contents and pricing will be shown on each product page.
Planners, affirmation cards, templates, and wall art.
A printable escape, one sarcastic page at a time.
Coordinated downloads for a more complete reset.
Our most generous themed collections, planned for later.
Welcome to The Unfiltered Life Club
Come as you are. Browse what’s available, and find a little something that makes the everyday feel less like a to-do list.
Explore the downloads